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Monday, December 31, 2012

If your great grandfather... web comic by Tim Thayer

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Friday, December 28, 2012

Hi CPU. This is my great grandfather. He died in 1957. He's dead?  \  I...don't...understand...if he's dead why's he still here?  \  Well, he's still a member of the family. I can't just ask him to leave.

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

I can't believe my washing machine is broken. No - you got that fixed last week.  \   \  Well.. What am I going to complain about then!

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Monday, December 24, 2012

Here at Milton 5.0 we don't wish to pander to our readers with the constant Christmas time strips - often starting after Thanksgiving and hijacking the strip until January. We believe in maintaining the integrity of the strip throughout the year.  Really?  Yes  / MERRY XMAS   \  Hey.  Sorry


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Friday, December 21, 2012

Milton, Do you think I would be picked out in a police line-up?  \ Well, it just depends on who...  \   ...or what you're standing next to.

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

I wish I worked in a rice paddy 'cause I'd look so cool in one of those hats!   \ That is kind of insensitive. Those folks work long hours in the hot sun...those hats aren't to look "cool."  \ Well, what about a pith helmet?  Yes, you and my mailman will be the two coolest cats I know.

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Some folks are so self-absorbed they can't even pay attention to someone right next to them.  \ Huh?..What? I was just thinking about what a great job I do flossing my teeth! /

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Friday, December 14, 2012

   \  Ah.... Don't be a...  \ Jerk.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

BONK!  \ Milton, right over there... That mailbox hit me!   \  Tattletale.

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Monday, December 10, 2012

Milton! Good buddy! Lefty, I don't have any cash on me.  \  It pains me to think my salutation brings angst to your disposition.  \  Lefty I have to say that's almost worth the five bucks I wasn't going to loan you.

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Friday, December 7, 2012

CPU can I get you a hamburger?  \ Hamburger shamamburger...I want to experience LIFE ! \ Cheese burger please.

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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

...so the redneck says" 'bout what?" Can you tell that joke at my funeral?  \  Oh, because you wish to impart your love of humor to your friends and family members?  \   No...Because I'll be dead and won't have to listen to it again.

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Monday, December 3, 2012

Milton, have you even been to Sioux City, Iowa?  Can't say that I have.  \      \  Can you say that you HAVEN'T?

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Milton 5.0 is written and drawn by Tim Thayer. He can be reached at his website and graphic design page at eyebuzz.com.

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About Milton 5.0

Online comic strip written and drawn by Tim Thayer, Milton 5.0 was published three times a week (M W F) December 2011 - June 2015.

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